the shortest scary story ever.

  • Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.

my mom once told me there are 40 year old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 year old men

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gunminee:

asian problems

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scratched--records asked:
OMG HI LAURA I KNOW YOU AND YOU ARE GREAT SO YEAH HI.

OhheyIknowyoutoohi :D

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swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

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And the reaction to you tonight. Do you hear them all go, like, slightly nuts for you? x

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doctorwho:

inspectahradio:

I wonder

Probably their cheekbones.

this.^ 

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